GenQ - For the not so straight individual

A lot of my friends think that I have a stash (and you know exactly what stash I'm talking about!) I'm male, a young adult, and have been single for nearly a year. Therefore, it is just automatically assumed that I have a continually growing supply of pornography. Well, I don't. Not only would it make my hands tired for other things, but it would also ruin the effect of my moisturizer (and what a travesty that would be!)

As I surf my way around the internet for another day, seeing what the topic of discussion is, I come across a forum topic focusing around a word that is harmonious to so many gay men's ears; Falcon (after all, Falcon Entertainment is held in such high respect by gay men across the world for their um... fantastic contribution to the adult entertainment industry).

So I thought to myself, why not? I opened up the topic and had a look at it. Apparently there was a new scene circulating its way around the internet! How delightful! It seemed like right then and there that all of my Christmases had 'cum' at once (... or perhaps, not!) I had personally never seen an adult film in such a high caliber, so I thought why not. I downloaded it to take a look. But much to my surprise, it entertained the wrong head. It didn't give me that mind blowing orgasm in which so many people have claimed, quite the contrary; by the end of the almost 23 minute film, I was laughing at it.

I have always been a person that has at least attempted to appreciate different forms of art; including cinematography. I guess that was why I was so critical of it and didn't enjoy it in it's intended methods. I'm not sure whether I have high standards or not, but with such bad acting, along with extremely fake oooh's and aaah's, it just didn't do it for me. I honestly thought that at the end of the film when one of the 'characters' was climaxing when moaning so loudly, it wasn't because he was giving himself so much pleasure. I interpreted it as "Oooh, oooohhh, oh my god is that it? I expected more than that! I must keep moaning to get that effect for the viewers! Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I must confess, I did find my most recent adult film experience entertaining. It gave me the best chuckle that I had all week. I now dare any adult film company to match that amusing factor. If you can, you will officially make my week next week.