GenQ - For the not so straight individual

Name: Tiko Vidas La-tino

Age: older than time itself

City: Tikonia, aka, Norwich

Gaydar profile:
http://www.gaydar.co.uk/tiko_vidas. Hey, I want loads of hits, so bite me.

Describe yourself:
Well, I'm a psychotic tit witch to put it bluntly. I'm not normal, and I am most certainly not average. I am the product of many un-natural factors, mainly, valium, glamour and alcobooze tehe. I love to be the centre of attention, I am infact an attention whore. But mainly it depends on which medication i have forgotten to ingest on a particular day as to what personality I am sporting.

What does being Queer mean to you?
It means I can talk without sounding like I missed the evoloutinary jump. It also means I don't have to reassure myself of my sexuality at every given moment. Being Queer, to me, also means I can spin off a one liner that could make an OAP with a colostomy bag wet themselves, at the drop of a handbag.

Favourite clubs/bars/pubs/venues:
Any that I am in attendance, it's not the venue that makes the party, it's me, well durr. But seriously, I like the Castle Pub in Norwich, The Wine Press Norwich, Pulse Bar Norwich, R Bar in Brighton, Bulldog Pub in Brighton, and of course the Queens arms in Brighton

Hobbies & Interests
I like to send hate mail, I Adore collecting restraining orders, getting trashed and dancing naked on a table, I have alot of fun shouting profanities from my balcony and hiding whilst giggling like a little girl fucked on smack.

Music:
Twinkleboi remixes, Dj Keoki, The Twin, anything that mentions my name, omg i completly forgot AMANDA LE PORE !!! I LOVE HER

Films & TV:
Ummm, Simple life, Poor little rich girls, Filthy Rich, Cribs, The fabulous life of...., do you think i have a slight obsession with material posessions?

Most significant moment of the last year:
I dont actually remember much of last year, so im going to guess, ooooh do you mean the year so far? I get it, thats so like confusing. Well it has to be when my man Mark asked me to be his boyfriend.

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