GenQ - For the not so straight individual

The Snickers commercial in the first quarter was an ad in which two guys are working on a car engine, one busts out a Snickers bar and the other, evidently turned on by the long, hard, caramel-filled bar of chocolate flavor, bites on the other end of it. The men work their way toward each other (like the old spaghetti cartoon) and end up touching lips.

They then jump back and  the guy who grabbed his friend's candy bar with his mouth says, "I think we just accidentally kissed," and the guy who had his candy says, "Quick, do something manly."

Then they each tear some hair off their chests.

Go figure.

Here's the commercial:

Two ads after  Snickers, a CBS ad for "Survivor" showed a guy saying, "Me and Richard became friends -- not in a homosexual way."

A while later there was a Chevy ad created by customers -- The ad was a sort of rap video parody in which a bunch of guys spontaneously disrobe and start washing, wet 'n' wild style, a Chevy truck driven by three women.

Of course, the men are all unattractive. Maybe because that's the kind of guy who watches the Superbowl? No hot guys on this commercial. That'd be, like, gay or something. Underdressed, gyrating guys are OK as long as they're hilariously unsexy.

Thanks Superbowl, for that multimillion dollar slap in the face.