GenQ - For the not so straight individual

Things are starting to get juicy in the Britney Spears/ Kevin Federline divorce. Realizing that he won't get a cent from Britney for spousal support, Kevin wants to liquidate what belongs both he and Britney -- so he's going for custody of the kids. I know he didn't think this up on his own as he's not that smart, but I assume the plan is to get Britney to offer his some money to drop this case or cash to take care of the kids. I think Britney is definitely the lesser of two evils in this case.

Lindsay Lohan has had her ups and downs this week. She made it to Oprah's couch where she tried to convince us that she's just your typical 20-year-old Hollywood superstar. The paparazzi decided to do their part to keep her grounded, so they ran into her car again. It's true, a crazy photographer rear ended Lindsay's Mercedes making this her 300,000th accident involving paparazzi.

I heard... that talks are back on for the Sex and the City movie. The idea was shot down once. Rumor has it Kim Catrell and Sarah Jessica Parker couldn't reach an agreement. I guess Kim has realized finding work is harder than she expected. There aren't too many roles for middle-aged, well-spoken, sluts these days.