See Yana Alana in "Bite Me"

Yana Alana took the time to answer the GenQ 20 questions challenge ahead of her show ‘bite me’, at the 2008 Adelaide Caberet Festival. Dates of the show are 6 & 7 June (9:15pm) and 8 June (7pm) in the Adelaide Festival Centre Artspace. Find ticket information below but first Yana likens herself to Barbara Streisand and tells why she is so alone..

1. What’s your star sign?
Scorpio

2. What human traits do you find offensive?
Bigotry and smudging snot into carpet

3. Do you have any pets?
Just my pussy

4. What did you want to be when you grew up?
I didn’t dream my childhood was fraught with pain

5. What’s your favourite food?
Crushed grapes, some call it Wine

6. What’s your favourite colour?
Blood

7. In your spare time, how would you describe your dress sense?
Would you ask that of Barbara Streisand?

8. Who inspires you?
No one, I feel so alone in my brilliance

9. What’s the first thing you notice about boys/girls?
Their teeth, I love teeth

10. What’s your favourite drink?
Wine, some call it crushed grapes

11. Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy endings, something I will never have

12. A night in on the couch or an all night bender?
An all night bend me over on the couch

13. Do you ever get stage fright?
Yes I frighten people on the stage every night

14. Do you have a personal mantra?
More money, More money, More money

15. If you could be any superhero who would it be and why?
I would be batman, then rip off my top in pure rage to reveal my breasts.

16. Use three words to describe yourself.
Hungry, angry, bleeding

17. Which TV show can’t you do without?
There’s only one box I watch.

18. Favourite album?
Tubular Bells

19. If you could take only three things to a deserted island what would they be?
Wine, a wine glass and berocca

20. Who would you turn gay/straight for?
I would turn into a gay man and dress in drag to fuck myself.

Tickets to Yana Alana in “Bite Me” are $28 adults/$25 concession available through BASS www.bass.net.au and the Adelaide Cabaret Festival website is www.adelaidecabaretfestival.com

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