Poo-Pourri

I’m sure if you’ve ever used a toilet before, you are well aware of the smells that can arise from their use. And as much as toilets and their associated smells are a bit of a taboo subject for many people, there have always been those brave, clever or funny enough to stampede over that barrier. Being one of those people, the team at Poo-Pourri has developed a range of “before-you-go” sprays to save the well known embarrassment toilet stops can cause.

No stranger to a wee joke (no pun intended), this product not only does the job, but has a great time taking the piss (or is that poo?) out of itself along the way. Using the tagline, “Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know” (as well as other poetic gems on the labeling), Poo-Pourri has developed a unique bathroom spray, making it the new bathroom essential. It creates a protective film on the surface of the water to virtually eliminate bathroom odours.

Poo-Pourri is a blend of nine essential oils including bergamot, lemongrass and grapefruit and is available in 60mL (up to 100 uses) and 120mL (up to 200 uses) bottles.

For a more masculine scent, Royal Flush blends the fresh essence of eucalyptus with spearmint in 80mL (up to 150 uses) and 120mL (up to 200 uses) aluminium bottles.

Poo-Pourri products are perfect for the home, office and travelling, giving the peace of mind that odours have been prevented, rather than just masked. And as one of those people out there who would often prefer to ‘hold it’ until home rather than going on demand in public, I can safely say that Poo-Pourri is my new favourite thing in my handbag!

To get yourself a bottle of this poo-riffic gem, see Diamond Bay Imports, the Australian distributor for Poo-Pourri and Royal Flush. To place an order please contact Diamond Bay Imports on (02) 4353 9980, email diabay@bigpond.net.au or log on to Diamond Bay Imports

'There once was a young lad from Rhone,
Whose odour he'd rather disown,
now he's taming his poo,
by annointing the loo
and now happily sits on his throne!'