It's time to road test the bisexual man! Some believe that they have the best of both worlds, others believe that they are confused about who they are, or even what they are. Even more people believe that bi sexualism is the stepping stone from the straight world to the gay world. Some even say thats how HIV's made it to the gay scene... but that's only speculation.

So what is the deal with bi sexual men? Desperate housewives joined the bi fascination band wagon with character Andrew Van De Camp, (Shawn Pyfrom) you know red headed Bree (Marcia Cross) Van De Camp's son. And I guess, an article about bisexual men can't go with out touching upon bare back, i mean, broke back mountain. What is the TV and movies new fascination with bisexual men?

So as any good doctor of love should do when confronted with a question like this I went out and road tested the bi sexual man. Before i offend everyone, cause i know i will - I don't have to try any more - I know this does not apply to every bisexual guy out there, but here are my findings.

Bisexual guy number one:

The first bi sexual guy was a mess! He can't kiss guys, because it makes him feel sick. His last sexual experience was with a girl, but that was two years ago. He hates going down on guys, as the thought of it, again, makes him ill. Bisexual guy number one will not let a guy go down on him, because he feels as if it is derogative to the guy sucking him off. If you think that's bad, it gets worse! Bisexual guy number one won't perform adult relations on a guy, (fuck some one) and wont let a guy adult relation him (fuck him). Bisexual guy number one doesn't take recreational party enhancers, which isn't a huge problem because most people don't. However, has an addiction to pain killers.

For my first road test of a bisexual man, I tell you what I am starting to wonder what all the fuss is all about.

Bisexual guy number two:

The second one at least came into the bedroom, this one was very keen! He didn't seem to care what i had planned for the night, he wanted to be in my bedroom the moment we met. Now even though I had made it quite clear that this, doctor is the kind of guy who never 'bends over' for no one. He proceeded by trying to stick his bits into a hole that I just don't have. It was then all over moments after the attention went 'down' on him. A long time before this doctor was even ready to finish.

Some would say third time lucky, but clearly after two failed attempts at 'road testing' bisexual men this doctor of love clearly believes it's time to call it quits! And will conclude my report by saying these few final words.

Maybe I didn't give bisexual men much of a chance, maybe my selection was wrong. Indeed the earlier statements may have been proven right, especially the second one - about ones state of confusion. Being a person who believes in black and white and keeping life as simple as one can, the mental state of a bisexual man complicates everything. You feel like grabbing them by the shoulders and shaking them till they pick a side! No no, but in all seriousness diversity is a good thing, it's what keeps us on our toes and makes life interesting. But in all seriousness the next time I meet a guy and he tells me that he bats for both teams. I'm going to tell him to take his, "his & her" bats, turn around and go find some other person to play ball with. I never really was into sports.

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